To: The people who in all their time driving have never learned to do a Zipper when you see the sign "Right Lane Ends, Merge Left"
You're not fooling anyone when the person in front of you merges as appropriate and you decide to gun it all the way to the end of the merge lane. Don't act like it's our duty to let you in, or that you didn't see the sign.
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To: People who try to turn left across traffic on a 4 lane highway to come out of shopping center or office
Yeah, I'm not stopping for you, pull out on the side of the shopping center and go to the crossroad. There is ALWAYS a side street. That's kinda what they're there for.
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To: People who come to a complete stop on a 65 Mph access ramp.
The reason there is an access ramp at all is for you to get up to speed. You may have a sucky car but they are almost always long enough to at least try.
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I'm in no position to judge, yet. But when I'm supreme ruler of the world we will randomly mine your car for this kind of crap. Just a heads up so you are prepared for my world order.
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